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All Over The Treasure Mart

Endless aisles. Scary shiny floor. Grotesque baby dolls
stacked to the bug smeared ceiling.
With a push of a button the dolls bawl for affirmation.
The house talent, a former peep show starlet named Meridia,
tantalizes seekers on the intercom.
“Buy one bag of taco nuggets, get one free. Looking for
something snazzy to wear to the barbecue?
Zebra stripe Spandex ho dresses on clearance
in Wild Woman World, to the left of Teen Tart Turf,
directly behind Forlorn Fat Ass Camouflage.”

Free fucking samples!
Sliced kiwi and brie on Wheat Squares.
A sincere non-denominational Christian counselor
stands in front of the razors singing Queen’s
“Don’t Try Suicide” on a marked down karaoke machine.

The best things in Treasure Mart are hard to find.
Raspberry flavored anal lube, a magical elixir
guaranteed to stave off ennui,
cluttered on the wrong shelf
with Baby Einstein teething toys
and small press poetry books
left by mischievous elves high on
energy drinks and Sharpies.
Issues of Big Natural Tits in disarray.
No cameras and the employees are all hungover.
An inept pirate’s
paradise.

T R A N S M I S S I O N S

My Dreams

same date

PRIZE

Periwinkle trash.
Red trash.
Orange trash.
Blue, yellow and green
are really fucking valuable.
Go around pay rent go to jail.
Trash orange.
Tastes like powdered beverage.
Too much water.
Too much sugar.
You have been absolved.
Save a spot.
Hide your stash.
Free fucking parking.
Block party.
Piece of ass.
What a prize.
American life,
pretty fucking
square.

“there’s a place for you at loser’s wall”

AMATEUR

AMATEUR

What is Amateur? Amateur is my latest chapbook, published by Graffiti Kolkata. 28 pages of poetry. If you would like to purchase a signed copy please send $5 via PayPal to roxixmas@yahoo.com. Gracias.

Holiday Poontang

I am available as prostitute this holiday season.
Discount rates so that I can buy Operation
(game, not medical procedure) and several
stocking stuffers for son.
Also, steaks and mushrooms for xmas eve dinner.
Also, Charlie Brown xmas show.
I will do vanilla sex, no other.
Absolutely no anal.
Sorry.
No kissing, no cuddling, no whisper in ear.
Can you tickle me with a feather? Yes. Allowed.
Can you spank my ass with quirt? A little bit, not much.
Please rent motel room.
Do not want to see your pets, poetry collection
or your wife.
Be discreet, goddamn it.
Do not promote my pussy at Facebook, MySpace
or motherfucking Twitter.
$500 for blow job if swallow expected.
Sorry.
$100 otherwise.
Straight fuck, penis penetrate vagina…$75.
Negotiable.
Send smoke signal.
Hurry.
Would like to beat
last minute shopping
crowd.