Well, Michael won’t bite. He does not like the idea of an Elvis nursery. I fuckin’ LOVE the idea of an Elvis nursery! Wait until you see the fabric! I wanted to make curtains or throw pillows for the room you’ll be staying in (well, you or Christopher…one of y’all will get the futon) but I lack a sewing machine and common sense. I love your cd! It’s genius! I want to make copies and send ’em to MTV and Howard Stern and VH-1 ad nauseam. I don’t think you should move to Italy. I think you should move to Las Vegas. If you move to Las Vegas you’ll have Italy, New York, Egypt, Paris and lots of other places all rolled into one big gaudy godless package. You are a born showman, goddamn it.