Scaredy Cat

“Halloween” is a stupid fucking movie
watching it on tv tonight
I criticized the concept
which might be the best thing about it
a little boy going crazy from seeing his teenage sister naked
killing her with a butcher knife
then there’s the matter of the dated dialogue
the word “totally”
the catty teenage bitch banter
the Bogeyman foreshadowing
and there’s the acting
which could be worse
when Jamie Lee Curtis screams I believe her
but maybe she could have ran a little bit faster
and I wasn’t sorry to see the Bob character killed
“Halloween” is a stupid fucking movie
of course the survivor is the virgin
of course the wild girls who mocked her
ended up so much bloody meat
still
going to the kitchen for a bottle of water
I saw shadows and walked fast
heard a sound
and ran.

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