Dear Cosmo,

Should I let my boyfriend stick his dick in my ass? He says he loves me and I, like, totally love him! I’m scared if I don’t let him stick his dick in my ass I’ll lose him to some random Twitter, MySpace or Facebook whore! That would, like, totally suck.

Also, if I live on cottage cheese and saltines and ten glasses of tap water a day, jog three miles every other day, make 90 meetings in 90 days and get eight hours of sleep each night, am I technically still alive? Just wondering and stuff.

Don’t leave a girl hanging!

Sincerely,

Just Curious in Arizona

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