No. I won’t fuck you for crack.
I’m a whore, yes, but not for any illegal substances.
These search terms that lead bored motherfuckers
to my humble electronic abode
lack imagination, panache, wit.
That is fine.
I supply whatever your crack addicted
cheap thrills addicted
sleeping pills addicted
bipolar medication addicted brains lack.
Sure, there are a few oh so explicit photographs
available of me online, absolutely free
for your viewing pleasure.
If you want the real goods you will have to pay.
My PayPal address is email@example.com.
I can be imported for your next poetry reading,
book signing, literary seminar
or comic book convention.
I eagerly await your coffers, darlings.