No. I won’t fuck you for crack.
I’m a whore, yes, but not for any illegal substances.
These search terms that lead bored motherfuckers
to my humble electronic abode
lack imagination, panache, wit.
That is fine.
I supply whatever your crack addicted
Facebook addicted
cheap thrills addicted
wine addicted
sleeping pills addicted
bipolar medication addicted brains lack.
Sure, there are a few oh so explicit photographs
available of me online, absolutely free
for your viewing pleasure.
If you want the real goods you will have to pay.
My PayPal address is
I can be imported for your next poetry reading,
book signing, literary seminar
or comic book convention.
I eagerly await your coffers, darlings.