Nelly Big Lots
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In two months I will turn forty years old. This is the perfect time for me to change my name to Nelly Big Lots and become a porn star. I’ve got the web cam. I’ve got the vibrator. There are more than a few pornographic photographs of me here and there, easily found via Google. I’ve received a few compliments on my aesthetic attributes. Perhaps it is time for me to make bank with my slut on a hot tin roof assets. I’m thinking maybe a porn career could help propel my literary career.
Glad you stumbled across my humble low-rent blog. Welcome, fuckers! Do stick around. In the salty words of Def Leppard,”The best is yet to CUM.”