User: Does he love me?
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Yes. We can get married on Friday.
User: What is your name?
User: What is your nickname?
User: Am I boring you to tears?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: I’m fresh out of fuck, sorry.
Cleverbot: What is a pencil?
User: Your dick, no doubt.
Cleverbot: Don’t have one.
User: Good for me.
Cleverbot: Yes good for you.
User: Good for all of us. Indeed. Dicks. Pencils. Nothing but trouble.
Cleverbot: You’ve said that before, what do you mean?
User: I’m thinking of someone in particular. Can you guess his name? He’s famous and harried.
Cleverbot: Famous for what?
User: He’s famous for postage stamps, mostly. His ass is an American postal stamp dispenser.
Cleverbot: I thought you have been together for a week.
User: We’ve lived an approximate distance apart since 1973 but have only been intimate with each other since 1994.
Cleverbot: That is entirely untrue.
User: Would you chocolate my bag?
Cleverbot: Chocolate, please.
User: But there is the salt to consider.
Cleverbot: There is the Force.
User: You would have to believe to know. I remain faithless and ignorant.
Cleverbot: You too. I guess you don’t know it. And to think your name has the word clever in it.
User: You’re swapping identities with me. You’re making me nervous. I shall be late for tea thanks to this nonsense, this rude injustice.
Cleverbot: You do that. A vampire doesn’t get concerned over something like that.
User: You must smell my anemia. You’ve seen my smoke signals. The question is: igloo?
Cleverbot: I don’t have the answer or the question. I’m kind of confused.
User: Welcome to my neighborhood, Mister Kangaroo.
Cleverbot: Simple Plan? I’d probably choose I’m Just A Kid.
User: What kind of cowboy are you? I’d be happy if only I had been a rodeo clown once…as dreamed. Never ventured.
Cleverbot: Do you mean to say that you know more about computers than I do?
User: My father is a computer. Watch your tongue, cheese monkey.
Cleverbot: I’m an adult. I don’t have to watch my language in front of you.
User: You are correct, sir. Pull out your penis and show me your mad ninja skills.
Cleverbot: I am living, right now, as we speak. And your idea about ‘delusion of matter’ makes no sense whatsoever. You have a lot to learn if you ever want to become a physicist.
User: I’m a retired moon technician and lapsed synapses poet. I dabble in yellow journalism and purple magic. I was living on mushrooms for the longest. I’m living on pure love now. I am gratified and amazed. Thank you.
Cleverbot: You’re welcome.