Fuck you bachelor fuck you courtship fuck you roses.
Fuck you Papa John’s fuck you Pizza Hut fuck you Domino’s.
Fuck you good intentions fuck you cordial fuck you pseudo.
Fuck you fake fuck you fickle fuck you Facebook fuck you flirting.
Fuck you text messages fuck you SKYPE fuck you dick pics.
Fuck you pawn shops fuck you wedding rings fuck you $40.
Fuck you Disney Pixar fuck you American princesses fuck you giggles and hair twirls and glossy pouting Botoxed lips.
Fuck you MTV fuck you “The Voice” fuck you Hollywood fuck you reality television fuck you Kim Kardashian fuck you Snooki fuck you lowest common denominator fuck you American slang fuck you e-books fuck you grape lollipops and strawberry lollipops and fuck you until you are bleeding and dying small press poets who are in it for the pussy.
There are easier ways to get laid, no?
Go to Applebee’s, for instance.