“Don’t Phunk With My Heart” is my son’s current favorite song, which means I have to listen to it several times a day. Serves me goddamn right for being a stupid lovesick bitch and a lackluster mom. Instant karma in my face, yo.

Don’t Phunk with My HeartWikipedia: “Don’t Phunk with My Heart” is a song recorded by American recording group The Black Eyed Peas, taken from the fourth studio album Monkey Business.