Glib grab and assumption and granted and awkward. This transmission could come from anyplace but no not San Francisco not Manhattan not Seattle not Portland not London not Berlin not Los Angeles not Kansas City. Click a clique, tag a team, affix a mailing label, send to extinct volcano somewhere between Albuquerque and Gallup. This phone dials. This dinosaur beeps in circles, falls down in consumer whore muck, does not get up does not dust off does not shine to prove a blunted point. Survival of the witless. “You haven’t even FELT yet.” (amen.)