When I grow up I want to join Cult of Honey Badger. I just don’t want to give a fuck. I just want to run backwards in slo mo. I do not want to fear angry bees and hissing striking cobras. I will be member of that commune. I will enjoy cock chow jesus juice communion. Also: Honey Badger Bad Ass Lager. Smooth. Thick. Fucking hell. All the bells are ringing. It is xmas again. Starring me.

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