My cunt is alive so fragrant in its flaunt. My cunt is an orchard. Citrus orchard. Okay so my cunt is a grove of lemon trees, that’s what it is, and you are an idiot to pinch your nostrils as you pass. PLONK. Lemons raining down on your head! Sorry, Chief. You had that restless look about you, like you were dying for something REAL to happen.

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