Holy sea cow. Dumb as a sack of peanuts. Sure looks a lot like home. My memories are being projected. Alien hunting? I saw that on TV, too. It’s even uglier up close. Let’s begin our analysis. I think I’m going to be sick. Pardon my French but get this thing OFF me! Okay shoot me but don’t take my money. Whatever this is it’s going on your permanent record. Whole mess of trouble. Miss Alien Pants.

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