Jed had a donkey fetish. He liked sex, enjoyed sex, but only in the presence of a donkey. So Jed was covered from head to feet with chigger bites. Then one day a woman named Beth who loved Jed deep and wide figured out a way to make sex more comfortable for Jed (and herself). With a little trouble and a lot of grit Beth managed to bring the donkey inside the bedroom. Finally, Jed and Beth could have sex in an actual bed, where no chiggers were located. So they did. Jed and Beth had chigger free sex in the bed while the donkey (Mister Toothbrush) looked on. The donkey did not applaud.

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