I’m interested in your garlic duck recipe.
I’m interested in your rainy day craft ideas.
How do you turn a pig into a rose?
How do you make an asshole look perky?
I’d like to learn how to paint an abstract forest
using your husband’s limp dick.
I’d love to figure out how to make bland walls
so safe in American suburbia
scream with wicked braingasms.
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I’ll bring the lemon lime mocktails to the next ecstatic bash.

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