So there’s this cute Texas teenager who makes money blogging about her hot shit shoe collection. I’m telling you…she’s adorable…and she owns many pairs of designer shoes. Kanye West loves her. Who is Kanye West, you’re wondering. He’s Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend. Who is Kim Kardashian, you’re wondering. She’s this big deal L.A. chick who owns many pairs of designer shoes. I just feel like crying into my Mexican beer. I just feel like playing the blues on my black and white electric guitar. I’m going to move to Cry Baby Island and run around naked until I die. Bye.