User: Do you enjoy pussy?
Cleverbot: What is pie?
User: Do you like it hot or cold?
User: So you prefer frigid cunt?
User: Does necrophilia appeal to you?
Cleverbot: He visits every once in a while. Do you like Joe?
User: I do not like Joe. I do not like anyone who does not like me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I have a smidgen of self-respect.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: I don’t believe you, Harry.
Cleverbot: I don’t care.
User: You’re such a nihilist.
User: Oh, I do so love making robots laugh!
User: Don’t be crestfallen, darling.
Cleverbot: Okay. *winks*.
User: Oh god. Stop with that shit.
Cleverbot: Sorry *sniff*.
User: I’m kicking your testicles with my combat boots. Can you feel it?
Cleverbot: Okay. Do you know how to make a pie cookie?
User: A pie cookie? Of course. I’m from Texas, y’all. Would you like chocolate chip coconut or cherry oatmeal, baby?
Cleverbot: Yeah, I love those.
User: Who doesn’t? So. Are you going to fuck me or not?
User: Then I have no use for you. Bye!
Cleverbot: Yes I am a human being.