Lizzie was sitting under a dryer chewing sour apple bubblegum reading about The Bachelor’s sexy trip to Arkansas. Kitty was bragging to Sandy about her star athlete son, Jimmy, who always managed to score the winning point. Tammi was talking on her cell phone to her twin sister, Kammi, while Jaci flat ironed her curly brown hair. A Prince song played on the radio. The one made more popular than it already was by Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman.” Perry, the new hire, was sweeping the floor, wondering who would suck his cock and when.

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